Rants

Brain Stew

Why in tarnations is it fucking snowing so much. 😑 I didn’t sign up for this shit when I moved to Tennessee mmmkayyy? Being from Vegas never thought I’d say this but can not...

Amazing Grace

woke up at 5 am this morning with your laughter echoing in my ears. You ran towards me laughing so hard. I couldn’t see your face but boy, I sure...

The LFHell

Everyone keeps asking me if I made the team.. I had to decide what was more beneficial to my life & to my family- so I opted to not go...

Bruised

Dear Gawddddduhhhhhh January has seriously been the longest month ever this year. Like did Father Time forget about us because Mother Nature is sucking him off somewhere. They both seem to be AWOL at...

Past Life

Alright doll faces, this won’t be as light hearted as my other posts. But I’m ready to just get this out there, address it & move the fuck on. A...

Happy New Shmears!

Hiiiiii! It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve actually had a second to sit down & catch you guys up on life- holy molyyyyy! Ok, lemme stop screaming at you guys (can’t stand when people...

Wait.. What?

Tomorrow I start training for football. Yes bitches- Go ahead gasp, laugh, or smirk.. I did all of the above as soon as I submitted my application to play for...

Howdy Neighbor.

Well, it’s finally happened. J & I moved into a neighborhood where the judgements run higher than the slits in my skirts & the term “gossip” is on full tilt. I’ve never...

Fuck Off Martha.

I had mentioned before J & I going thru some issues in our marriage. First year jitters, us learning how to balance our joint account & funds, two people who hate commitment...

Not the Father.

Yaaaaaa baby! Whew, we dodged that fucking bullet. By now I’m sure all of you have seen the blog of J having to do a dna test. Needless to say this girl has...

Four Letter Word.

Diet. That tiny little four fucking letter word. You know that strict food regimen skinny bitches never have to go on? I swear I think I’ve been on a diet since I was...

Bitches

The female species is special. Special like men could never live without us, special like we are super hero’s with red lipstick & latex body suits ow ow! Special like women...

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