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Happy New Shmears!

Hiiiiii! It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve actually had a second to sit down & catch you guys up on life- holy molyyyyy! Ok, lemme stop screaming at you guys (can’t stand when people...

Wait.. What?

Tomorrow I start training for football. Yes bitches- Go ahead gasp, laugh, or smirk.. I did all of the above as soon as I submitted my application to play for...

Howdy Neighbor.

Well, it’s finally happened. J & I moved into a neighborhood where the judgements run higher than the slits in my skirts & the term “gossip” is on full tilt. I’ve never...

Fuck Off Martha.

I had mentioned before J & I going thru some issues in our marriage. First year jitters, us learning how to balance our joint account & funds, two people who hate commitment...

Not the Father.

Yaaaaaa baby! Whew, we dodged that fucking bullet. By now I’m sure all of you have seen the blog of J having to do a dna test. Needless to say this girl has...

Four Letter Word.

Diet. That tiny little four fucking letter word. You know that strict food regimen skinny bitches never have to go on? I swear I think I’ve been on a diet since I was...

Bitches

The female species is special. Special like men could never live without us, special like we are super hero’s with red lipstick & latex body suits ow ow! Special like women...

Where Ya Been?

Holyyyyy fuckballs. Who gave me a blog? Dog with a blog? Mic check, is this thing on? Haha, K enough.. but honestly. A part of me is thrilled to have a platform...