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plife

Alright doll faces, this won’t be as light hearted as my other posts. But I’m ready to just get this out there, address it & move the fuck on. A...

Two B’s in a pod.

What’s the saying? Little girls are made of sugar & spice & everything nice? Not this lil’ ragin’ cajun firecracker! ? She’s made of dynamite, inquisition & tenacity. Everything you...

Humble Pie.

Ever after happily. Walt Disney can go fuck himself for filling every little girl’s head with butterfly promises & candy coated storybook endings. What dear ol’ Walter didn’t teach us...

Silly Rabbit

Edumacate me on all your favorite tips/tricks for the best freaky, hardcore fuckin.

Brain Stew

Why in tarnations is it fucking snowing so much. 😑 I didn’t sign up for this shit when I moved to Tennessee mmmkayyy? Being from Vegas never thought I’d say this but can not...

Silly Rabbit

Edumacate me on all your favorite tips/tricks for the best freaky, hardcore fuckin.

Fuck Anxiety

I remember the first time I had a panic attack. I was 20 years old & my friend Erin & I decided to do ecstasy for the first time while...

Humble Pie.

Ever after happily. Walt Disney can go fuck himself for filling every little girl’s head with butterfly promises & candy coated storybook endings. What dear ol’ Walter didn’t teach us...

Amazing Grace

woke up at 5 am this morning with your laughter echoing in my ears. You ran towards me laughing so hard. I couldn’t see your face but boy, I sure...

The LFHell

Everyone keeps asking me if I made the team.. I had to decide what was more beneficial to my life & to my family- so I opted to not go...

Bruised

Dear Gawddddduhhhhhh January has seriously been the longest month ever this year. Like did Father Time forget about us because Mother Nature is sucking him off somewhere. They both seem to be AWOL at...

Past Life

Alright doll faces, this won’t be as light hearted as my other posts. But I’m ready to just get this out there, address it & move the fuck on. A...